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I really am a nice guy... I swear I don't know how I ate your pants.

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Score: 10
Crotchless Chaps

"Hilarious!"

submission: Crotchless Chaps
date: August 5, 2009

I had tears start to well up in my eyes at one point!

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Score: 3
iGot No iPhone

"Inconsistent"

submission: iGot No iPhone
date: July 25, 2009

First he says: "I ain't got no iPhone". Then, he says: "I got no iPhone". The first statement is a double negative and would be equivalent to: "I have an iPhone". You're telling us contradictory things here. 3/10 for your poor use of logic.

July 26, 2009

Author's Response:

Ugghhh lol.

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Score: 1
Twilight: The Broodening

"ugh"

date: March 23, 2009

It was kinda funny, but way too looooong. After about 10 minutes I couldn't stand it any more. The sheer length of the flash pretty much ruined the parody.

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Score: 10
Too Many Drugs

"Who uses grams?"

submission: Too Many Drugs
date: November 22, 2008

Frankly, I prefer to use pounds divided by gravity, myself. Darn you mass! Without gravity you're not a good indicator of volume. Crazy Newtonian physics...

10.05 out of 10.

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Score: 10
With My Mind's Madness

"One of the best..."

date: September 24, 2008

Madness Day submissions I've ever seen. I love the animation style in this. You rock!

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Score: 0
[[{Jason Gastrow}]]

"What the hell?"

date: August 25, 2008

How is this a parody? How is it anything? Yeah and the putting in 300 keywords so it shows up in every search is false advertising. This whole submission is a waste time and braincells.

August 27, 2008

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what

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Score: 10
Ackbar : Restaurant

"Awesome as always"

date: August 12, 2008

The new Control Room Guy will take some getting used to. I think I like classic Control Room Guy better. But kudos all the same!

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Score: 10
How 2 Succeed on NG pt.2

"My dick was already in a knot"

date: June 30, 2008

Funny ass movie. Good work!

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Score: 9
Dollar

"Tee Hee"

submission: Dollar
date: June 19, 2008

It's funny cuz it's true.

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Score: 1
Irod Bad!

"Meh"

submission: Irod Bad!
date: May 19, 2008

Anyone can make a "parody" of anything just by making silly caricatures and talking in exaggerated voices. Try being a little more subtle and specific.

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